I'm about to give you the biggest colon cleanse of your life, because yesterday's article by Ms. Banal was a bunch of SHIT. Ass sex rules because destruction, degradation, and pain are FUN. I'm going to try to expound on that very simple and true statement in the coming paragraphs, but if there's one thing you take away from these words that should be it. If I've done my job, by the time you get to the end of this article you'll be fingering your own butthole and scheming on ways to get it filled with something fun. That's why it rules.
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With all due respect to Salt-N-Pepa, let's talk about Todd. Todd not his real name is a friend of a friend. He's a rare breed—a finance guy who lives in L. He's been dating the same ladylike woman for three years. They are the picture of late-twentysomething, Amstel Light—drinking America.
So, I'm sitting in my friend's West London living room, well into the bottle of cheap pinot grigio I dug out of her fridge, and already through with the couple of lines I had forgotten in my bag from an unnecessarily late night two weeks ago, and I'm supposed to write about why some people enjoy shoving a stick of meat up their poomaker. The truth is, I have no fucking idea. After you finish this article, read her counterpoint , which dives into the joys of sticking things up your butt. And you begin to consider it.
It sounds like you two haven't gotten exceptionally close and that it wouldn't be too hard on either of you to jump ship and move on. Whatever your leaders have said, consider their counsel, give it the weight it deserves, then counsel with your Heavenly Father about your own situation. As Joanne mentioned, should you marry interfaith, you will have lots of help from fellow ward members on converting your spouse. They nicely include all the pictures we grew up with on how the book was translated and admit that isn't how it happened. When I talk to him about this he seems to agree that he doesn't like the person he's becoming and doesn't look forward to a career in medicine, but says he can't leave medicine. Everyone seems to be supporting the idea that he is just too busy, but the truth is we over the internet can't judge his intent.