Sometimes butt tastes like poop. In fact, that very possibility might explain why something like 60 percent of the adult population has never once, in our entire boring little lives, dared to have anal sex, let alone place our tongue, however gingerly, on or about the butt hole of another person. I get that. And for straight men, the numbers are even smaller. But for the brave bung-diving brotherhood and sisterhood , this crapshoot, as it were, is simply not an obstacle. In private, it may be a different story. Butt cheeks — both his and hers — are designed to be parted. Here, a few tips for anyone looking to dine downtown.
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Let's all be very honest with ourselves: we as men are currently living in the age of the asshole. Not the usual interpretation of an asshole, though, as in the kind nobody wants to be around because he is so insulting. This is the new asshole, the guy who girls say they hate when they really find him quite attractive. Although this new asshole is pompous, arrogant and well aware that he is the greatest thing to happen to planet Earth since the invention of Nutella, what is most evident in terms of his characteristics is the fact that he is a man of power, drive and assertiveness, and these are qualities everyone find appealing.
When a guy cheats on someone, what do people say? When a guy divorces his wife, what do people say? When a guy lies to a girl to just sleep with her, what do people say? When someone sees on the news that a guy committed a terrible crime towards a woman, what do people say?